- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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