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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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