Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

You know what's funny? Rape

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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