- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

Knock Knock. Go Away!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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