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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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