what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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SUCK MY NUTS

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Mogok Papiti.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

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What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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Anti Joke

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