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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

I have cancer. And you're next.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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