What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Jeff

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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