- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

Skrillex.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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