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An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

miha kako si?

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

No your aunties a joke

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.