Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Chris is hairy

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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