- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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