What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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