What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

hi penis ham telephone

Nah

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

why dont they make black forks

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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