- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Asian women drivers...

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

How come grilled cheese?

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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