- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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