Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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your so fat. your fat!

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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Remember those days where we planned what to do with our lives instead of wondering what things lied ahead? Those where the days, it does not matter if we are relics, heroes, or villains today. Back then, we did not seek to discover our future, we sought to create it, back then our people did not pray for a better day, but worked for it. And love and kindness was not something only found in heaven, but what we shared in what was the closest thing, to heaven on earth. Tell me the truth, are there many like us left in this world?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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