- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

So a baby seal walks into a club

i saw amango it splootered

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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