- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Urban ghettos

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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