A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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a chinese man pays the full price

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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Racial Equality

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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