What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Firgen and the blung brigade

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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