My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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