- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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