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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

I have a horse.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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