I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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one stop shop

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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