- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

A seal walks into a club.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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