- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

if got a joke if fogot it

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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