Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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No your aunties a joke

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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I enjoy Popcorn

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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Everybody will die

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Tunechi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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