A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

Chris is hairy

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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