- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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