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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.