- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

what's black? a lot of things.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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