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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Cancer.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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