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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

What does greg and Ian have in common?

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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