Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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Granny porn!

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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