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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

save me from the nothing ive become

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

drew edminstin is a rat

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Praise Paisley

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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