- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

nolan is gay

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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