Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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"How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door." "How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door." "The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which one?" "The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator." "There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat." "You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting."

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When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

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a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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