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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

what is 3+3= 8

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Barack Obama.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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