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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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