- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

I'm winning at Scrabble.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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