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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Praise Paisley

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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