- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

All of these jokes are about white people

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Firgen and the blung brigade

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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