- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

A: Knock Knock B: 7

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

You want to hear a joke? Republican

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

if got a joke if fogot it

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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