- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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