Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

nice tits.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

Know what's funny? Jokes.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

What? Huh?

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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