What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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I C U P White stuff

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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