- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

I C U P White stuff

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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