What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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knock knock come in

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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i like it in the mouth

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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