- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

who is really lanky? james cornish

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Hello.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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