- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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Anti Joke

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