- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A drunk guy walks into a car

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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