- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Two planes walk into an office building

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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