- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

women's rights

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

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