Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

what came first the chicken or the chips

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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