What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

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Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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