What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Your mother is so fat.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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