- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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