- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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