Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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