- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

knock knock come in

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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