- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

an american walks out of a strip club.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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