- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

you give like i give lomain

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

I'm so punny.

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