- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

what are three short words? i a am

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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