Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. He (I use the term 'He' as it is the most common conception) is said to be omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. I highly doubt he will give you lemons.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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