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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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