- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

How did the black person die? Of old age

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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