what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Honk if you're Amish!

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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