A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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