What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Firgen and the blung brigade

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

why did the man die? he was shot

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Yo Momma So Fat!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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