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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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