- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Justin Bieber.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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