- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Barack Obama

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Albino African Americans

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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