- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

When you have read this, you've already read it.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Brain fart

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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