Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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Brain fart

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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