A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Jack Stevens

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Knock knock, COME IN!

The cream, it is coming

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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