- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

lybia

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??