Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

I'm homeless.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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