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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

this website is a bad joke

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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