- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

knock knock... ...no answer

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

whats black? the colour

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Indians

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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