Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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The Oakland Raiders

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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what are three short words? i a am

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Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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